I Got the Hots for TheCoolTv
I hate cable. Do you remember when The History Channel had programming about stuff that happened in the universe before this present moment and not: “WAS HITLER BIGFOOT’S LOVE CHILD!?!” “I just gotta find out!” The answer is always, “ummmm, probably not. Where’s the closest bank? I have to cash this check.” They slap down the cheese, we always leap for it, and then the cold steel bar slaps down More …
